He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.

Catherine! Get out of my way. I need to have a word with that thing." Since she usually called Bones "filthy animal", I assumed "thing" meant Ian.

He tasted like sin made into wine: dark, heady, and impossible to resist.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.

I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.

Just because some of us make a mistake in love once doesn't mean we're doomed to repeat it.