We have to leave!" I said to Vlad. "Now." "Run, Forest, run!" Vlad mocked. "Stow it, Drac," I snapped
We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled. Is he still there?
…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.
A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise
How I hated the dark part of me that continually foretold of failure or futility.
The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones