Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat

Kitty need's a tounge bath

Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.

Age had taught him patience. Youth had taught me to get frustrated at the lack of progress.

I might be the only chick in the group, but that didn't make me the damsel in distress.

We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!