How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?

I hadn't expected to be kidnapped today or I'd have worn something more conservative.

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner.

Think anything like that at her again, and I'll kill you here and now." Madigan's scoff was uneasy. "Any attack on me -" "Is the same as an attack on the United States itself," Bones finished, still in that deadly calm manner. "Heard you the first time - and didn't give a shite then, either.

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

How unconvincing. Try again.