Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres

Bones smiled. “Oh, grand. Going to make me beat the truth out of you? My favorite way to work.

Vlad made a sound too harsh to be a growl. "You won't be satisfied until you've brought me to my knees, is that it?" "Why not?" It shot out of me with all the recklessness of my still-broken heart. "You brought me to mine.

And that, Annette, is called Pilates

I dare because I want no misunderstanding between us. I am everything you think I am, but I love your daughter, and what I love, I protect with all of the violence in me, which, as you've guessed, is considerable.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat