How could I possibly keep my cool while getting sweaty with him? What if I screamed out something horrifying, like "I love you?" What if I had an epileptic attack and started drooling or spitting right in the middle of things?

Rodney the ghoul?...Oh, I liked him. He didn't get angry no matter how many times my mother insulted him.

Right, then, mate, terribly sorry for my unspeakable rudeness, and I do beg your pardon. I can only say that it was caused by my natural affront to the notion of her as my sister. Since I'll be shagging her tonight, you can imagine how I'd be distressed at the thought of rogering my sibling" "You shmuck! The only thing you'll be shagging tonight is yourself!" "You wanted sincerity, well, luv, I was sincere.

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts. Bones to Gregor

Of course he wouldn't hesitate before trying something that had never been done before. He was Vlad Tepesh. How could he fail?

How unconvincing. Try again.

We are all more than the sum of our sins.