Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

I might be the only chick in the group, but that didn't make me the damsel in distress.

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

I stretched out my hands as if to ward him off. “Not yet. I want to know what your end game is first.” Another flash of teeth, this time showing his fangs. “To have you screaming my name within the hour.

Some things are worth the cost of their consequences.

Are you having performance issues?” I asked in surprise. “Bite your tongue,” Vlad said, with a snort. “I was seeing if Dermot understood sign language, but from the look on his face, it seems not.