Cat cleared her throat in the tense silence that followed. "Uh, before this goes any further, let’s at least introduce ourselves to your friend. I’m Cat, and this is my husband, Bones. We’re part of Mencheres’ twisted little fang family."

I’d forgotten to keep blasting a song in my mind. I remedied my mistake, but the lyrics to “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” seemed too close to home at the mo-ment. “Culture Club?” Now his mouth curled downward. “And you accuse me of practicing cruel and unusual punishment.

His embrace was my drug of choice, and as any addict knew, one sampling was way too many and a thousand never enough.

You eat the room service employees every time?” Denise asked, shocked. “Of course. But don’t fret on their behalf. I always tip well.

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep

If I’d known you were such a lush, I’d have given you the cheap stuff. Going to go out with a bang, are you?

I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.