Wretched unfair, it is,” he remarked. “Of the three of us, I’m the one who’s always collected the rare and unusual, yet you two managed to snag the world’s most unusual women. First you, Crispin, with the only living half-breed, who then turned into an even more unusual vampire. And now you, Charles, have bagged a shape-shifter. Thought you were joking when you said Denise was the kitty. I’m simply green with jealousy

You’ll never get rid of me, either… No matter which side of the grave we’re on. I’ll haunt you, chase you all around eternity, whatever it takes, but it’s you and me until the stars burn out.

Be good only if being bad ain't more fun.

You've got to try this," I told Bones, handing him the glass. "It's like Cristal and O-Negative had a love child.

Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.

Hearing that I'd come so close to dying should've terrified me, but all I could muster up was a weary "This day sucks.