Friends might be rare but they’re not irreplaceable

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat

You eat the room service employees every time?” Denise asked, shocked. “Of course. But don’t fret on their behalf. I always tip well.

I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.

He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.

No matter what I think about this, Leila, you're my daughter, so you are not walking down that aisle alone.