I might look as average as the next person but I had a few secrets up my sleeves. And lots of knives of course.

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat

Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin!

Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.

My body is the only thing that’s truly mine, so I don’t give it away as though it’s worthless.

You should be afraid. Very afraid. Before, I told you if you wanted to end things between us, I would let you go, but, Leila"--his voice deepened--"I lied.