Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

Sweet bleedin’ Christ,” Bones interrupted. “Try not to let this turn you into a Ghost Whisperer, hmm? Adopting Fabian is one thing, but we’re already turning away spooks by the dozen. If you want another pet, we’ll get you more cats.

I was sitting cross-legged in bed, trying without success to pretend I'd misunderstood the image I'd glimpsed. Yeah, right. Because Vlad had been between my legs looking for a set of keys he'd lost.

I stretched out my hands as if to ward him off. “Not yet. I want to know what your end game is first.” Another flash of teeth, this time showing his fangs. “To have you screaming my name within the hour.

I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I’ll still love you.

Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her

If only there was a way I could cover my tension with the scent of eau de brass valls instead.