Trying to wake you,” Bones answered crisply. “I cut you, threw water on you, slapped you, and set a lighter to your legs. For future reference, which one of those do you think worked?” “Good God,” I hissed. “No wonder I thought you were Death incarnate in my dream, and that made me run toward Gregor at first!

I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.

You eat the room service employees every time?” Denise asked, shocked. “Of course. But don’t fret on their behalf. I always tip well.

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

I didn't understand, either, but love had no sense sometimes. Pondering the why of it was futile.

The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.

This is our true tie," he whispered, his breath falling hotly onto my lips. "You're meant for me, and I will have you.