I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.
Jeff DunhamWhen I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.
Jeff DunhamA comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
Jeff DunhamFamily time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event.
Jeff DunhamI've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech.
Jeff DunhamWe just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we're going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It's the smallest they've ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog?
Jeff Dunham