My name is James Guckert. Well, when you read it, it's always pronounced some other way.

All my stories were usually titled, 'White House Says,' 'President Bush Wants,' and I relied on transcripts from the briefings. I relied on press releases that were sent to the press for the purpose of accurately portraying what the White House believed or wanted.

I absolutely believe in Heaven and Hell. They're just like what the Bible says they are.

Christian is a term used to describe a broad range of those who believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God. I think of myself at an Evangelical Christian and regularly attend a Pentecostal church.

I think that the government has an obligation to monitor communications that could reveal a plot to murder millions of Americans. Monitoring bowel movements? I'll leave that to some of the gay bloggers, that's much more their style.

I enjoy competing in the marketplace of free ideas.

If I am a Republican shill, wouldn't you think I am the least amount of a threat to the president?