I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces!

I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average.

Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come.

No pay, no Goldblum. That's it.

The universe is so big, there's so many worlds, there must be one of them or more, something that's alive.

Don't knock rationalization. Where would we be without it? I don't know anyone who'd get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex. Have you ever gone a week without a rationalization?

This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alaska.