Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, but did that mean we had to miss lunch?
Jeff LindsayI let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wait. Besides, I had paid almost $50 for an answering machine. Let it earn its keep.
Jeff LindsayA man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
Jeff Lindsay