And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right.

And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.

Feeling - what authentic human fun!

Of course, having information to use is one thing. Knowing what it means and how to use it is a different story.

The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception.

Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches