I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent." --Dexter

The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.

Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Saturday morning was their unrestricted television time, and they usually took advantage of it to watch a series of cartoon shows that would certainly have been impossible before the discovery of LSD.

And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.