There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

Saturday morning was their unrestricted television time, and they usually took advantage of it to watch a series of cartoon shows that would certainly have been impossible before the discovery of LSD.

Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches

Have you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your job, people treat you badly and eventually you will be unemployed. And if you're a little better than competent, everyone expects miracles from you, every single time. Like most of life, it's a no-win situation. And if you dare to mention it, no matter how creatively you phrase your complaints, you are shunned as a whiner.

Of course, having information to use is one thing. Knowing what it means and how to use it is a different story.

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.