There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

She really did like me, the idiot.

I nodded with genuine synthetic sympathy.

Stop the nurse like the monkey.

It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.

Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers. -Dexter