Jeff Perry Quotes

We actors are an especially superstitious lot.

I went from rotary phone to Twitter. And was appalled at the notion.

Actors usually respond to minor aspects of their own character or things that even feel disparate from themselves.

I feel gigantic affection for all of Homeland Security at airports.

I get cast gay a fair amount throughout my life. It's not the first time. Matt [Letscher] was kind of like, 'Jeff, um, I'm gonna pretend this is real easy and not a problem, but I've never done this at all.' And so you know, we were awkward for a while. And then he said, 'Let's go for it. Come on. I'm gonna pretend you're my girlfriend, my wife. Here we go.' And we had a lot of fun.