There are very few profound sayings in the world.

If you dont have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.

You dont live on the Earth you want, you live on the Earth you have.

Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

If you're not first, you're last.

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

You don't go to war with the President you want, you go to war with the President you have