Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.
There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!
That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.
Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!
Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.
Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.