I'm vulgar, I'm a populist. But isn't that what the mayor should be?
War and Peace maddens me because I didn't write it myself, and worse, I couldn't.
I am currently doing about 30 charity auctions a year.
At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.
I learnt a lot about myself, I learnt a lot about other people and the problems they have. If I was lucky enough to live to a hundred, how I will feel about two per cent of my life being that way, I don't know.
And I did wonder - because it's now three years ago since I left prison - whether there would come a time when I would forget it, or it would be in the past as anything else might be - no, it's there every day of my life.