I find I don't learn a lot while I'm talking

Actually, Sydney is my second favourite city on earth, I love Sydney, but this is the greatest.

When I was deputy chairman I could travel from Glasgow to Edinburgh without leaving Tory land. In a two-week period I covered every constituency in which we had an MP. There were 14. Now we have only one. We appear to have given up.

I think when you've lost an election by 179, there's going to be a period of time after eighteen years in government when you can't do anything right, and people just kick you for the sake of it, will never admit they voted Conservative.

When I was three, I wanted to be four. When I was four, I wanted to be prime minister.

Who Saddam Hussein kills, dies.

Chatterers are a menace.