Hardly anybody in America pays attention to local elections.
I'm tired of being ruled by the Skull and Bones. The only place they belong are on punk-rock albums!
We need a new law that owners of SUVs (Sport Utility Vehicles) are automatically in the military reserve. Then they can go get their own goddamn oil.
I think Noam Chomsky is a national treasure - make that an international treasure.
If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.
What does it say about our country when people are so desperate for an alternative to our one-party state masquerading as a two-party state that they'll even elect a professional wrestler governor?