In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.

In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.

I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?

The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.

I don't think I'm cut out to be a supervillain. I think I'd be a supervillain that would exercise some form of mind control. Rather than war, I'd force people to get on with each other and I'd force people to argue reasonably about things rather than be polemical. So I'd be a supervillain that makes everyone get on, but forcefully. There would be no choice about it. No free will.

I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.