In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.

I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.

There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?

The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.

I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.

I'm a real pawn-shopper.