I have a handful of tattoos that I really want to put on people that I can't find anyone to let me give them to.
I've had a baby. I've had an abortion.
Being humble and sweet is the hardest thing you can do.
When you're literally carrying a child you can cut back on bad habits.
I have to remember that for the most part people will see me for what I do, not what I say I do.
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.