As my doctor said, eventually your eyes do start to give out on you if you're not taking care of them.
My most disastrous date was not so much a disaster as uncomfortable for both parties involved.
'Friends' will always remain friends.
I love to entertain. And I love the sound of people enjoying themselves.
People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.
The best smell in the world is that man that you love.