I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.

There are a lot of movies that are unbelievable successes that I would be mortified to be a part of.

Friends are the family we choose.

OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.

Breakfast is usually a shake, because I didn't like eating in the morning. But I know it's a healthy thing, so I try to get something in my body.

The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it