It was the damnedest thing, life. Once you decide exactly how things are going to go, something or someone comes along and messes it all up.

I'm sorry I'm not more cultured. I'll watch PBS. And cut people open for fun. Will that be better? Will you be less embarrassed to be my fledgling then?

I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner." He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it.

Well, I always did want to go out in a Braveheart kind of way. I'll just have to think of something cool to yell before they cut my head off.

It was the damnedest thing, life. Once you decide exactly how things are going to go, something or someone comes along and messes it all up.

If you're afraid of something, face it. Fear is irrational. The only way to conquer your fear is to stand next to it.

I couldn't take much more of this. Being the object two men competed for wasn't as glamorous as it sounded in the movies. The two men who both wanted one hundred percent of my time weren't dashing, international playboys. They were undead and surprisingly immature, considering the youngest was just over a hundred years old.