I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.

I'm kind of harsher than most people.

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.

Sometimes, you have no idea why something works and other times, you put so much work and effort into something and it just falls flat.

When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.

A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.

You can never tell what the public will think! But when something goes well and is well-received, it's a great surprise!