A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.

Sometimes, you have no idea why something works and other times, you put so much work and effort into something and it just falls flat.

We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

I have been able to sniff out a phony.

Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.

I don't actually go on the Internet that much.