Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.

Sexual awareness is part of growing up. When you're growing up, you can't get away from sex.

As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.

Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.

When you're making a movie, you feel like a very small part of something that you really don't have much influence upon. You roll in, you do your thing, and then you're gone.

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.