When people ask me what my dream role would be, I tell them that it's to play someone very dark. Very dark - like someone involved in the drug world or some other criminal venture. Maybe someone who's delusional or not all there or just not well. I really hope I can do that one day.

I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy.

I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.

I have been able to sniff out a phony.

We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.