Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.

It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way." "Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.

Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.

Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly. 'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.

Zach had brought her a dog.