Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats frogs," Liza Said. "Entirely different species.

It's just that you don't respect me enough to respect what I want. I have to want what you want or it doesn't count or its's no good. Well, I don't want what you want. And I don't see why I have to. I mean, as long as I respect what you want and let you live your life, why do you care?

Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a dead body in the basement, and you in my bedroom. Where do you want to start?

Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell

In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.