In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.
Jennifer CrusieAny instructions?โ Carpenter said. โYeah,โ Shane said. โShoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you donโt like. Iโm getting tired of this shi*.โ โSomebody needs a hug,โ Carpenter said. โHumor,โ Shane said. โHar.
Jennifer CrusieTrying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrรฉe. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.
Jennifer CrusieI had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)
Jennifer CrusieElvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on purpose," David said, outraged. "Yes, David, the cat is plotting against you." Min fished the base out of the water and glass shards and put it on the table. Then she went to get her wastebasket and began to put the glass pieces in it.
Jennifer CrusieSo I know you must have a plan and this wolfโ" "Beast," Min said. "โfrog, whatever, can't fit your plan." "He's not a frog," Min said. "I kissed him and he did not turn into a prince."He turned into a god. No, he didn't . "Look, I'm never going to see him again, so everybody can relax.
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