Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and I mean it, I really do, and then I kiss you because I'm crazy about you which would be fine if I didn't fall in love with you but there that is, just standing there, and you know it, you know you've got me.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.