Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like. I’m getting tired of this shi*.” “Somebody needs a hug,” Carpenter said. “Humor,” Shane said. “Har.

have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

We're going to need a bigger dock

Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.