Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a dead body in the basement, and you in my bedroom. Where do you want to start?

Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.

If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.

Nothing but good times ahead.

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony

Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.