It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.

I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.

• The key to fighting is never to fight unless the cause is so great that you couldn’t bear not to defend it and the losses you are going to suffer are things that you could afford to lose. If you do fight, the thing to remember is that it is going to hurt because that is what happens in a fight and you might as well reconcile yourself to it in the beginning and then it will not matter when it happens

Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love.

Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell

have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.