Be careful what you show the world. You never know when the wolf is watching.

Becuse God loves us, but the devil takes an interest.

There is an advantage to be found in most everything that happens to you, even if it is not immediately apparent.

I just love historical fiction.

Because I'm on the phone, Mom!" "Fooling around with your friends again! Who is that?" "Ahmadinejad." "Oh, my goodness! What is he saying?" "That he wants to see Jeezy at the Beacon tonight. Putin's going too. He scalped a ticket from Kim Jong Il. All tha gangstas are going." "Don't be so fresh, young man!" "Gotta go," he says to me. "Enemy forces have dropped a Momshell." "Fall back, solider. Over and out.

Airports should all belong to the same country. The country of Crappacia. Or Bleakovania. Or Suckitan.

Meet me where the sky touches the sea. Wait for me where the world begins.