I remember, my mom didn't have any help, so if she needed to be somewhere after school, we'd just go down to the neighbors' and she'd give us a snack and make sure we did our homework. There weren't any latchkey kids.

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.

I'm still conflict-averse. I don't like to argue.

The outside world can be very tough.

I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time.