I do have some kind of gravitational pull towards young characters with more responsibility than they should have.
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
I was having chest pains. Photoshop made it glamorous.
I want a pizza with my face on it.
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
My husband is a very present husband, and that has made going to work feel easier. I don't feel guilty. I definitely feel less guilt because I know he's there during breakfast, lunch and supper if I'm not.