I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your dad that something like that has happened, it’s not worth it.

I feel like I got a ticket to go to another planet and I'm moving there and there's no turning back, and I don't know if I'm going to like that other planet or have friends there.

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

My breasts have a life of their own.

Yeah, I screamed in Daniel Radcliffe's face. We were both doing Letterman. I grabbed him by the shoulder. Of course, I'm in 6-inch heels. That makes me 6-foot-4. I'm towering over him, saying, 'I love Harry Potter!' His security people were nodding to each other - should we go?

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.