You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time.

I want to play a character I've never been before-a crazy serial killer like Charlize Theron in Monster. I'd love to have to shave my head.

In real life, bad things happen and they're not funny, and then bad things happen and they can be funny. When you're unhappy you don't go an entire time without laughing. You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

It's beautiful when you watch something good happen to somebody when it's well deserved.

Why would I ever get cocky? I'm not saving anybody's life.