We hould totally make out right now

I can't hear myself. I can stare at my double chin all I want, but hearing this androgynous voice, you can't even tell what sex I am.

Why can't I say anything normal?

I never play characters that are like me because I'm a boring person. I wouldn't want to see me in a movie.

If you are going to do something that you have to lie about, don't do it, it's very simple.

You guys are just standing up because I fell, and it's so embarrassing.

I don't like going out that much. I'm kind of an old lady. After it's 11, I'm like, 'Don't these kids ever get tired?' When I'm out, I think about my couch. Like, 'It would be awesome to be on it right now. I bet there's an episode of Dance Moms on."