I was a weirdo. I wasn't picked on or anything. And I wasn't smarter than the other kids; that's not why I didn't fit in. I've always had this weird anxiety. I hated recess. I didn't like field trips. Parties really stressed me out. And I had a very different sense of humour.

I take from people all the time. I didn't ever go to acting classes or anything. You can just watch people.

You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

I had to learn how to chop wood actually - I don't think my dad would have let me go chop wood in the backyard growing up.

There's always male roles I want to play. I'm so annoyed when I watch movies and go, "That could have been played by a woman."

I'm always just very nervous. I never feel like, 'I've got this'. I'm always very nervous and aware of how quickly people can hate you and that scares me. I never feel like I'm on top of it or I know what I'm doing... so, no. I never get a big head, I just get more and more anxious.

Where are the Robert Redfords and Paul Newmans of my age group? I love James Franco, but where's the next James Franco? Where are the hunks who can act?