My run is so weird. That's what I'm most nervous about in this whole ordeal. I'm most nervous about everybody making fun of the way I run. I do, like, karate hands. Instead of running with my hands closed together like a normal person. It's like I'm trying to be aerodynamic or something, so my hands are straight like razors. Karate hands.

Sometimes I feel like a vampire

I'm still the same and I don't feel any different but when the elevator doors open and everybody gasps, it's an alienating feeling.

When people get more me, they'll hate me.

When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours.

You guys are just standing up because I fell, and it's so embarrassing.

You do become more aware of your mortality as you get older. When you're little, you jump on any wild horse. Then you get a little bit older and realize how fragile life is, and you're more careful.