I don't think any writer chooses what his or her work is called.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the patience not to strangle my mother-in-law, chop her into little pieces, and dump them down a sewer.

People are always coming up to me with my books and saying, 'You write these things I think but I could never say,'

As many times as I told her she was beautiful, I know that she never believed me. As many times as I said it didn’t matter, I knew that to her it did.

If you put a pink cover on something, critics make a certain set of assumptions and may not even read the book. But my readers are happy with it.

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

Right now women are using surrogates because they can't be pregnant. What worries me is the possibility that soon they'll use surrogates because they don't want to be pregnant.